Scenes from my next movie

You see a lone car speeding across an empty desert on a two-lane road. There's a huge billboard on the right. As the car whiz's by at a hundred miles an hour a highway patrol car pulls out in Hot Pursuit. Sirens screaming and lights flashing. The male driver of the speeding car looks in the rearview mirror knowing he could easily outrun said highway patrol car, but something inside him slows down and pulls over. The highway patrol car pulls up behind him and stops. The door opens and out steps the most gorgeous female Highway Patrol officer the planet will ever see. She approaches the driver side and as she reaches the rear bumper he rolls down his window.

So far the scene has been in about a million movies. So what are we going to do to mix it up some. I mean we're certainly not going to have the bad guy try to kill a beautiful Highway Patrol woman, that's just stupid. We're not going to do one of those scenes where he tries to buy her off and she shoots him through the window. No, these scenes have all been done about a million times.

Without talking he hands his paperwork through the window. She turns to face the car and her form fitting uniform fills the screen. He looks up at her perfect face and then says slowly, you are absolutely gorgeous, kill some bad guys for me today. Without smiling she replies, what's the rush? He responds, I've been driving around like this my whole life just looking for you.